King Silas Benjamin is the world's best dad. Here are some of his favourite tips and tricks for raising royalty.

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What wouldn’t I give for a playboy who couldn’t keep it in his pants and who runs through women; but what I have is a son who shows no interest in them.

What you do at night with your boys after your show of skirt-chasing is a disgrace. You cannot be what God made you, not if you mean to take my place.

Mod Mick here! Sorry for so many text updates! I’m going to be reblogging some posts related to Silas’ questionable parenting, so if you only want to see original content, all reblogged posts will be tagged as “silasreblogs”.

Reblogged from therewasneverjustone  656 notes

" If you were my second son, I wouldn’t care, but for a king it’s not possible… We give up what we want when we want power; believe me. Now, you want to show me you have the heart to be king, show me you can control it. Wrestle it to the ground. numb it with ice. But you cannot be what God made you, not if you mean to take my place… Celebrate, Jack, it’s what you’re good at. "